I was at the Northern do last night, and I was enjoying myself and the music as you do, and this dickhead bloke pinched my arse!! I was stunned into disbelief, as I was completely shocked by it as well!

Now I know most of you would have turned round and clobbered the cunt, but it seemed like it was out of nowhere, and it wound me right up. The thing was, the geezer was a pathetic specimen and I would not have proved anything by chinning the twat, but it ruined an otherwise perfect evening, which was well attended, plenty of birds there and the music was spot on.

Next time I will destroy the bastard if he comes near me again!!

speechless.

you were asking for it dressed as a skinhead

Probably.

glad you enjoyed the evening generaly Chris. next one is on 10th May: venue is THE GUILDHALL
would you like me to put some signs up stating that same_sex_ass_pinchers will be thrown out - unless its female to female ;-)

mike

10th is my 39th birthday as well ! Def be at the next one

jeebus jimmy, you old git!!!!