I MISSED THE FUCKING FERRY TO FRANCE FOR THE HELL RUN RALLY!!!

feel free to take the piss!!

Only you could fuck that up John!! daft twat!!

Jonny
Missed a blinder mate but we had a few beers for you anyway.
You were the butt of a few jokes over the weekend but the antics of compo,cleg,and foggy{john,alan,bob} outshone your absence for our ammusement by far!!!!!!180 mile detours led by blind pew{sorry john}who seamed to be drawn towards ST MALO at every junction.
And leaving an hour in front of me and Claire,Martin and Dave and for us to catch them up a mile down the road.
Any way much respect to the Old Mod Sqaud for all them eventfull miles and the good crack they brought to the party.
Bob won BEST LAMBRETTA TROPHY.
Other highlights being,
Martin not drunk !!!!!!!
Dave out in front for one exit to Roscoff and cocking that up !!!!!!
How Claire didn`t have a hangover after a fine display of brit pissed women !!!!!
The band {thrash metal ?????????}
Dave`s "This is just like a mini AUSFITZ concentration camp to the organizers"CLASSIC.
The pissed up sleeping skinhead in the field who didn`t even flinch when i started the Ducati right next to his head !!!!!!!!RESPECT!!!!!!!
All in all me and Claire had a top weekend and it was a shame you missed it mate,catch up with you soon bud..

still waiting to find out how john!!!!!!!!!!

martin...........not drunk...........dont be so bloody ridiculous, you were probably so drunk you didnt notice, or has he joined the old mod squad?, he's comming up to that age now