What can you say Mein Fuhrer? That you're all a bunch of shandy drinking, dinner mashers? Too busy washing their hair, oir gotta go shopping? Pah...would never have happened in my day....

Come to think of it, I remember when we did it as the STOMPERS (blessings and praises be upon them), a bunch of girls did a bus pull on that day. Much better than this shower of wankers!!!
It chokes me with embarrassment to hear of this no-show, it really does.